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Old 05-16-2008, 06:09 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Sparda's story goes like the....

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Not really but that is what he wants you to think. Sparda grew up with 5 sisters and 3 brothers (Sparda was the middle child) in a 3 bedroom house the size of a 4 desk cubicle. He and his sibling would sleep on cardboard in a tight submarine like configuration of stacking beds. That would be the main reason he is on 3'6" and needs stilts to walk around the world. He was raised by two wonderful parents who provided all they could to the large family. Once he reached the age in which he could work his parents sent him to the mills where he made fabric in harsh work conditions. After years of maltreatment he managed to escape and ran to San Diego where he got a small job cleaning dishes. After saving a small fortune he bought a store (Break Bones R Us) and now lives comfortable making other peoples lives uncomfortable.
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