Introduce Each Other

HBrutusH · 04-30-2008, 10:36 AM

Just thought this up on my two days off sick (score!) and though it would be good to try it here. I can see it turning into an abusive flamewar but I'm sure we're all intelligent and mature enough to overcome that

The idea is that you introduce the person who posted before you as if a newbie was asking you who he/she/it was. I'll start with Concr3te.

I like to think of Concr3te as a kind of mini Bommando, but Dutch, with a sometimes funny accent. He swears a lot, and makes music for when he trips out. He makes amusing Xfire convos with me due to our mutual gullability. According to Xfire his favourite game is CoD4. Oh, also, he LOVES Rambo.

There's more I could say but I don't want to insult him.

Concr3te · 04-30-2008, 11:34 AM

I'll introduce Brutus

Brutus is probably the last person you'll ever want to hear on Teamspeak. He screams into his mic all the time and he YAY's alot. He uses very sophisticated words to tease me and makes me visit online dictionaries. To get the illusion of being tough, he attends Tae Kwon Do lessons every week, hoping he won't get beat up too bad by chavs, who live almost next door to him. Brutus is also quite similar to L10N, in the way that they're both fucking rich. This way he can buy almost every game he pleases and has probably tried every game with helicopters in it, since he's a real chopper/gunship whore.

Anyway, despite all his shortcomings, Brutus is a really cool d00d

**Seancho** · 05-08-2008, 10:51 PM

Introducing Concr3te

Born in a poor village in Yugoslovia called Sllabsgod, Concr3te was one of seventeen orphans given to a farm in trade for some old turnips. eaking out a meager living, he soon ran away, he was found by a group of Pikey's who used him to turn tricks for cash along their travels. As he grew older his "family" could no longer afford to feed him, smuggling him into a shipping create bound for the US. Sadly there was a mix up and he ended up in Canada, but due to their primitive nature they worshiped him as a God...in a box... Sometime later he escaped his pastey skinned worshippers and found a new life, keeping his location secret, he spends the rest of his days Here, foraging for scraps behind a Denny's. All and all, despite his experience's he's kept a nice personality, and a shivv, close at hand.

**Seancho** · 05-16-2008, 03:27 AM

im shocked no one jumped at the chance to insult/introduce me! SHOCKED i say!

Sparda · 05-16-2008, 03:43 AM

Fine Seancho

A long time ago in a far far far away land a boy and his hotdog. Its not everyday seancho and his hotdog are having fun. But one day seancho had no food to eat...so he ate the hotdog. But then seancho relized that was his only and best friend. He cried, sobed and weaped for days. Poor little seancho....But wait seancho all the suddenly made a new friend it was a........ you guessed it a hamburger, but the seancho ate him and had no more friends. thats when he decided to move to, Pittsburgh and become a sweat little boy with a mission to make a life of himself. But when he moved there he got mugged and cried for days. But then a nice little boy of the name "Little Bobby" came across his path and they became bestest of friends in the whole wide world. Still today they laugh, sing, cry, and did everything possibile.

PANDAmonium · 05-16-2008, 04:42 PM

That story is so touching.

**Meers007** · 05-16-2008, 06:07 PM

I would like to introduce L10N:
A player who thinks that he is great at every game ever made, and, when he is killed, calls shenanigans in a very violent way (usually by screaming his head off). Unlike you guys, you know him from playing TF2 and other things, and on TeamSpeak, but I have to live with him. He is the most annoying person to be with for more than ten consecutive seconds.

**Gnoma** · 05-16-2008, 06:09 PM

Sparda's story goes like the....

The End.

Not really but that is what he wants you to think. Sparda grew up with 5 sisters and 3 brothers (Sparda was the middle child) in a 3 bedroom house the size of a 4 desk cubicle. He and his sibling would sleep on cardboard in a tight submarine like configuration of stacking beds. That would be the main reason he is on 3'6" and needs stilts to walk around the world. He was raised by two wonderful parents who provided all they could to the large family. Once he reached the age in which he could work his parents sent him to the mills where he made fabric in harsh work conditions. After years of maltreatment he managed to escape and ran to San Diego where he got a small job cleaning dishes. After saving a small fortune he bought a store (Break Bones R Us) and now lives comfortable making other peoples lives uncomfortable.

**L10N** · 05-16-2008, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Meers007

I would like to introduce L10N:
A player who thinks that he is great at every game ever made, and, when he is killed, calls shenanigans in a very violent way (usually by screaming his head off). Unlike you guys, you know him from playing TF2 and other things, and on TeamSpeak, but I have to live with him. He is the most annoying person to be with for more than ten consecutive seconds.

While I will not disagree with this statement it hurt my brain to read the horribly beaten and raped English.

SugarNCamo · 05-18-2008, 04:53 PM

I love anyone who loves the king's English.

Points for L10N!