HBrutusH

Yay more forum spam from the Brutusinator. This is what happens when I get Ill.

Anyway, I saw this idea on the escapist forums and thought it'd be interesting to try it out here.

I'm sure everyone knows how it works but I feel obliged to explain for the drunkards. (Re:Bipo and lister)

Each post expands the story by a few lines, or even just one word. I'll start it off:


Smugsy looked down the bar, and caught the eye of dish braud sittin' a few stools down....

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Sparda

And she seemed to be having trouble with a midget stalking her all night.

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Lyramion

She turned around and said "Hey dwarf! if we stack two of you upon each other you would be a stacker like freakgirl!"

HBrutusH

The dwarf was enraged by this and grabbed his weapon..

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Seancho

sadly a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger was no threat to anyone

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.machinae.

It only made whoever it touched fatter.

Sparda

And whoever touched it wanted to get liposuction

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PANDAmonium

which would make it an ideal unlockable for the heavy

Seancho

however, the burger was really a Blu spy

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Bulldog

and when he de-cloaked, he was covered in special sauce, lettuce, and cheese.