Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Meers007 · 05-23-2008, 04:12 AM

It was called Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Come on. My head is throbbing from how bad it was. I won't ruin it, but, if you do see it, try to connect it at the end to Star Wars being a long time ago from a galaxy far, far away.

The worst part? My good friend SuperShadow, who has gotten me through thick and thin (and is a more reliable source than Lucas himself), informs me of a 5th Indy movie, and another 3 Star Wars Movies!, that are set to come out in 2021, 2024, 2027, with the ENTIRE ORIGINAL cast, like Hamil, Fisher, Ford, BD Williams, and a few others.

My head exploded.

**Zoopy** · 05-23-2008, 04:23 AM

Wouldn't half the original cast be dead by 2027?

Lucky Shot · 05-23-2008, 04:24 AM

There were 9 star wars books, although I don't see them saying that they will make the movies 20 years from now. Seems like if they wanted to do it, they would do it sooner.

Lucky Shot

Meers007 · 05-23-2008, 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Zoopy

Wouldn't half the original cast be dead by 2027?

Well, see, here's the thing: They will all be in wheel chairs.

Lucky Shot · 05-23-2008, 08:28 AM

The problem is that everybody has very high expectations for this movie and so it's tough when it doesn't meet the hype. There have been hundreds of great combinations throughout history and honestly, Indiana Jones and Crystal Skulls can't be that incredibly interesting no matter what you do with it. I mean it's Crystal Skulls for cripes sake.

Instead, you have to look for other classic combinations that have been released this year and I think I have found it. What happens when you take Robert Englund who was Freddy in Nightmare on Elm Street and put him in the same movie with Jenna Jameson? Perhaps the most incredible combination ever! Of course we are talking about the recently released movie titled Zombie Strippers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVkQCDfIe38

Lucky Shot